Everyone's a Clitic...

BORN IN SOCAL, RAISED IN NEPA. 50% TV, 35% SUPERHEROES, 15% HATING MY LIFE.


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becausesometimesdreamsdocometrue:

disney-tasthic:

gastalicious-definition:

disney-tasthic:

globalsoftpirka:

disney-tasthic:

thedisneydifference:

Mulan loved my Mulan pen!
She said, “I love things that have my face on it.”

Wow, Mulan, conceited much ;). Seems like you may have been spending some time with Gaston!

NOOOOOO OOOOOONESHOOTS LIKE MULAN

WEARS MEN’S SUITS LIKE MULAN!

THINKS FAST AND KICKS ASS ON A ROOF LIKE MULAN

MULAN: “I USE AVALANCHES IN ALL OF MY BATTLE SCHEMIIIING!”

NOT QUITE A GUY, THAT MULAN!

becausesometimesdreamsdocometrue:

disney-tasthic:

gastalicious-definition:

disney-tasthic:

globalsoftpirka:

disney-tasthic:

thedisneydifference:

Mulan loved my Mulan pen!

She said, “I love things that have my face on it.”

Wow, Mulan, conceited much ;). Seems like you may have been spending some time with Gaston!

NOOOOOO OOOOOONE
SHOOTS LIKE MULAN

WEARS MEN’S SUITS LIKE MULAN!

THINKS FAST AND KICKS ASS ON A ROOF LIKE MULAN

MULAN: “I USE AVALANCHES IN ALL OF MY BATTLE SCHEMIIIING!”

NOT QUITE A GUY, THAT MULAN!

(via pinkieshy)

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dearloserchris:

teejaypinetree:

She wants the (ph)D

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Not with that technique: no gloves, safety glasses, fume hood; the volume in the erlenmeyer flask is not suitable for what the flask allows; and the fumes from the left vessel are dangerously close to her nasal orifice. The only D she is asking for is Disaster.

(Source: teejaypineapple, via friherre)

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(Source: starbuckara, via fr33kinmatt)

Reblogged from rialxoan

tylerchokely:

spoken-not-written:

bananamerlin:

maderadearquitecto:

Thermochromic table by Jay Watson

imagine banging someone on that table

ill make it so that you don’t have to imagine

HOW SO SMOOTH??!!!!!?!?!¿!??///

(Source: rialxoan, via fr33kinmatt)

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whynotelsanna:

griddlemethis:

Pancake with all the colors of the wind.

i can’t even make a circular pancake what the fuck is this shit

whynotelsanna:

griddlemethis:

Pancake with all the colors of the wind.

i can’t even make a circular pancake what the fuck is this shit

(via do-black-people-do-stuff)

Reblogged from rubyreed

Anonymous asked: At what age did you lose your virginity?

rubyreed:

I never lost mine, I just absorb other peoples’, making my virginity grow stronger and stronger in preparation for the final battle. 

Reblogged from black--lamb

Anonymous asked: whats one of your sexual fantasies?

black--lamb:

a stranger randomly paying off my student loans

Reblogged from xombiedirge

xombiedirge:

Hulk the Pooh Commissions by Charles Paul Wilson III

(via wheresmywig)

Reblogged from terezipyroope
terezipyroope:

Did I ever tell u guys about this business card my mom had because let me tell you

terezipyroope:

Did I ever tell u guys about this business card my mom had because let me tell you

(via jeankirschteinkickflippingalone)

Reblogged from yourfacemakesmecringe-deactivat

Spaghetti for a little friend.

vibeogame:

minor-catastrophe:

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I FOUND IT. I FOUND MY FAVORITE POST IN THE WHOLE WORLD

(via sarfboortsexxxdreams)

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gray-firearms:

jeremylawson:

scoobiesnboobies:

victran:

actanonverbaus:

winneganfake:

I HAVE FINALLY FOUND THE PAINT JOB I NEED ON MY CAR.

Drooling….

legit

Imagine the fear when people are walking hella slow in front of your car and you yell “MOVE FUCKER” at them

Normally I don’t reblog newer cars, but that paint is fucking awesome.

Id fucks with it

gray-firearms:

jeremylawson:

scoobiesnboobies:

victran:

actanonverbaus:

winneganfake:

I HAVE FINALLY FOUND THE PAINT JOB I NEED ON MY CAR.

Drooling….

legit

Imagine the fear when people are walking hella slow in front of your car and you yell “MOVE FUCKER” at them

Normally I don’t reblog newer cars, but that paint is fucking awesome.

Id fucks with it

(Source: thestroyer, via lil-poisson)